I have been drinking wine. It’s okay, I’m an adult. I have i.d. to prove it and everything.
Funny thing, last time I bought some wine at Market Basket, the clerk asked for my i.d. I handed her my passport (I currently do not have a valid drivers license) and she panicked. She looked at it like I had handed her a toxic substance and ran to get the manager.
What is wrong with people these days? She was not a young person. Has she never seen a passport before? What’s really funny about this, is that they have a poster of acceptable i.d. in the event you are buying something adultish like alcohol or cigarettes, and there is a passport on the poster. It is quite clearly rendered, in full color with a glossy finish and everything, featuring passport cover and inside page with photo and vitals. Yet she turned a whiter shade of pale, began hyperventilating, and scurried off to get her supervisor. Amazing.
Anyway, I have been drinking wine this evening. When I bought it this morning at the same grocery store, I was served by the same cashier. This time, she quickly assessed Paul and I and apparently decided it was not worth the trouble to card us. Maybe she remembered me from before. Perhaps she was so traumatized by my passport that she will never forget the experience. In any event, I was able to purchase my bottle of chardonnay without incident.
So, I have been drinking wine. As it is Thursday, I thought it might be nice to have an adult beverage in the house. Thursday is the day my downstairs neighbor is generally home all day, and her unfortunate boyfriend often drops by. He has a very loud car. He suffers from an affliction shared by many young people these days. It involves loud booming noises and pants that are five sizes too big. And yelling. He is undoubtedly quite deaf from listening to the aforementioned loud booming noises, and is embarrassingly loud himself. I can hear just about everything that he has on his mind, which is surprisingly little, and yet that doesn’t stop him from spewing whatever random thought passes through his tiny brain. At the top of his lungs. This tends to be a bit stressful, and I like to have a glass or two of wine to offset the onslaught of random loud noises emanating from this young man and his car.
So this is Thursday, and I’ve been drinking wine. I’ve had a glass or two and a handful of chocolate dipped pretzels. I would be very serene and happy right now, were it not for my nose. For it has become very apparent… very, very apparent… that Siofra’s litter box is in need of changing. I really don’t feel like dealing with it, but I think I may have no choice. My eyes will probably start watering in a minute if I don’t do something about it.
Of course once I’m done with that I may, just may, have another glass of wine. You never know.