The Ultimate Weapon
May 13th, 2008 by lisa
When my neighbors are being particularly obnoxious, when I am about to go mad from the extreme noise and seismic shaking, I have a super secret ultimate diabolic weapon of doom. But I don’t use it often. Something this powerful must be used responsibly, and only when absolutely necessary.

Happily, this usually does the trick. At the proper volume, I can hear nothing of the chaos and destruction occurring upstairs, as has been the case this morning. Thankfully I have Luciano and the boys in my arsenal. With their help, I may be able to retain my sanity till July.



