Twenty Things About Siofra
May 11th, 2006 by lisa
Siofra
- can open doors
- likes to play fetch
- obsesses over bugs
- has an extra-long tail
- does not like anyone touching her tail
- is fearless at all times (except when we run the vacuum)
- has a name that means ‘little fairy’ in Gaelic
- usually behaves like a ‘little brat’, in any language
- is also known as Hoppy Kitty, Fuzzy Butt, Stinky, Bitch Kitty and Spike
- insists that she’s a reincarnated Incan princess
- loves to ‘help’ with projects, especially when crinkly paper is involved
- can communicate with invisible aliens
- becomes a lump under the blankets when it’s cold out
- hisses at bubbles
- is a good outfielder
- believes that all string, in any form, is her property (no matter what you might think about it)
- obsessively sniffs the undersides of chairs
- won’t let you touch her if it’s not her idea
- insists that you pet her when she wants to be petted
- is a pretty good cat, when she wants to be
